PayPal yourself an online peerage!
[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]Well-respected as we are, we feel that perhaps we'd be better served with a title. Duchess of Tech, perhaps? We'll have one of those…

The trouble is that one needs appointing to become a Duchess, a Lady, or a… girl Earl. But that doesn't have to stand in your way! Bung a little 'donation' to the fine cause that is the Edinburgh fringe show, Tony Blair – The Musical, and we'll say no more, nudge nudge, wink wink. You may choose to get your fella his own peerage, so the two of you can waft about imperiously together, until the inevitable investigation occurs (but you'll come out of that smelling of roses anyway, so no worries there).
Lord/Ladyships are a tenner from [Only registered and activated users can see links. ], or you can get Duchess'd up for £50. All the dosh goes to help the production. Go on, treat your noble self.

What would you be Lady of, madam? Plan your own peerage in comments below...