Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies
that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic
and
laws in physics
were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he
had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an
extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few
scenes..................................


1)Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the
doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.In one of the
fights,
our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the
bullet
passes
through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is
cured! Long
Live Rajanikanth!!! (Rajanikanth is a legendary South Indian
Actor)


2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with
3
gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet
and a
knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle
gangster? &
shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet
into 2
pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle
gangster & the
knife kills the middle one.


3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a
revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even
in
your remotest
imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster
shoots,Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver
and
catches the
bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
Bang...
the gangster dies...





This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely
shaken and decided to go
back. But he happened to see another movie
for one last
time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory
of
physics.The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in
the
world hasn't
changed. Oops, not so fast!



The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that
the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high
that
Rajanikanth
can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques
that our
heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the
villain
because
it's the climax.

(Newton Bhai is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He
throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the
height of the wall, he
uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in
air.
The
first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

A Nice Joke!!!!!!!