more funny jokes

cool boy · #1 (**permalink**) 04-23-2006, 11:21 AM

Have Some Fun with more funny Jokes than before

cool boy · #2 (**permalink**) 04-23-2006, 11:22 AM

English:-
Santa Singh and Banta Singh
Sardar bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610

cool boy · #3 (**permalink**) 04-23-2006, 11:23 AM

English:-
Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him

cool boy · #4 (**permalink**) 04-23-2006, 11:24 AM

English:-
Santa falls in luv with a nurse...After much thinking, he finally
writes a
love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

cool boy · #5 (**permalink**) 04-23-2006, 11:25 AM

English And Urdu:-
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye..

cool boy · #6 (**permalink**) 04-23-2006, 11:26 AM

Urdu:-
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai....Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

cool boy · #7 (**permalink**) 04-23-2006, 11:27 AM

English:-
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

cool boy · #8 (**permalink**) 04-23-2006, 11:31 AM

English:-
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one
who erases the books when the teacher erases the
board.

cool boy · #9 (**permalink**) 04-23-2006, 11:33 AM

English:-
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: No, u'll die b'coz haven't u heard train is coming on
platform?