guys I will give you some jokes here which can make you laugh

1)one day one boy was crying very loudly in the hospital a man came and ask him "why are you crying my dear:?
the boy answered:Today is my blood test and the doctor will cut my fingure to take out blood
the man start crying more loudly then the boy asked from him why are you crying?
he answered:that today is my urine test

2)one day one boy asked from his father that what is "miss" in the school
his father replied:miss is who gives too much big lectures, sometime she become angry with us and sometime she beat also
the son replied:dad now i understand that my mother is your miss

3)one day one boy and girl went to city from village there he see too much buildings and big buildings.there was one of the building its floor was 11 he start counting when he counted complete 11 one man of city came to him and ask him what are you doing boy?
he said:iam counting the floor
the man said that counting 1floor cost 5rs how much do you count till now
The boy answered 8floors
the man said then bring 40rs he gave him 40rs then the man went from there
when the man has gone the boy said to the girl
see iam how much wise i counted11 and said to him8 flors
hahahahahahahaha

5 mad were in hospital the doctor said who will answer my question i will discharge him from the hospital the doctor called the first mad and asked him where is you heart he point on the foot doctor said:you are wrong go back
then he called the second one and asked himthe same Ques he pointed on his right hand doctor said wong and tell him also to go back then he called the third one and asked him the same ques and he again answered wrong and same thing was happend with forth one at last the 5th one same ques but he answered correct the doctor replied today you will be discharged the 4 mads were looking at him and asked him how did you answered correct
he said did you look my intellegency of kidnees

one guy was feeling pain in stomach and he went to the doctor and tell about the pain the doctor said come near to me when he went near to him the doctor loose his belt and asked him now any pain
he said now iam ok

one boy and father only was living in a home father,s americans friend was comming he went to take a bath and said to his child when my friends will come telll to them "father is in bathroom" he said ok and stand out of his house he looked at hen which was laying eggs he said to his father "abu abu dekho murghi aanda de rahi hai"the father said no say in english like this"the hen is laying egg" then he looked at the aeroplane and said to his father "abu abu dekho jahas 800km/h ki speed pa ja rah hai" the father said no my son say in english that the aeroplane is flying at the speed of 800km/h he said ok
then the friends came his father was still in bath the friend asked "where is your father"he said"father is in bathroom laying eggs at the speed of 800km/h

Many Thanks Coolboy...

They are Good jokes...

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nice jokes thank you

now you also post some jokes not only thanks

Boy returns from school with grade F in maths.

Dad asks why?

Boy: teachersasked 2 x 3 , i said 6 , then she asked 3 x 2.

Dad: wat's the ****ing difference?

Boy: dat's wat i said!!!..........