Why ARE Men Happier?
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>Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple
>creatures?
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>Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
>Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> Chocolate is just another snack.
> You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
>T-shirt to a water park.
>You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics
>tell you the truth.
>The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas
>station restroom because this one is just too dirty. You don't have to stop
>and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
>Wrinkles add character.
>Wedding dress costs $5000. A Tux rental is only $100.
>People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The
>occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes
>don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. You have one mood all the time.
>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
>tanks.
>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your
>own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
>If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
>Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are
>more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are
>unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face
>stays its original color.
>The same hairstyle lasts for years,
>maybe decades. You only have to
>shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your
>belly usually hides your big hips. You need only one wallet and one
>pair of shoes. You want only one color for all seasons. You can wear
>shorts no matter how your legs look! You can "do" your nails with a pocket
>knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
>minutes. You don't freak out when you go to a party and see another
>man wearing the same shirt, instead you become buddies.
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>No WONDER men are happier...
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>Send this to the women who can handle it, and to the men who will
>enjoy reading it.

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