Twenty Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
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1. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"


2. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"


3. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors


4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".


5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine addictions, Switch To Espresso.


6. "Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They want Fries with That.


7. Finish all Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."


8. Don't use any punctuation


9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.


11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."


12. Sing Along At The Opera.


13.. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme


14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.


15.At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.


16. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.



And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
17. Tell This To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called: "Therapy"

& Check out for Point No. 10