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Old 10-11-2005, 12:20 PM
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Default Work vs. Prison


Another way of Looking at Big Brother... :lol:

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HO, HO, HO...
Humble's OLD AGE RETIREMENT PLAN VERSUS... WHAT???
" Work vs. Prison: "
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10
cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8
cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get
a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...you
get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all
the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get
fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to
share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT
WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no
work required. AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go
to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for
prisoners.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to
get out. AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get
out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...you are afforded the best free medical care.
AT WORK...you lose any poor quality HMO you were lucky enough to
purchase yourself at very high premiums.
IN PRISON...you are protected by Prisoner Rights Laws. AT WORK...
your workers rights have been all but eroded.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT
WORK...they are called managers.
IN PRISON...depending on your crime, (plan for this in advance) you have a home for life.
AT WORK... you lose your retirement benefits because of corporate corruption; thus, you can't afford the mortgage, the car payments and medical care costs associated with old age--you end up bankrupt, sick, homeless and or left to the mercy of an underpaid, uncaring nursing home employee.
IN PRISON...you are guaranteed a home. AT WORK...wage cuts and more corporate corruption force foreclosure on your home---you are poor, hungry and homeless.
IN PRISON...you get to hear and tell cool jokes. AT WORK...hearing or telling cool jokes gets you sued, fined and fired.
IN PRISON...GOD is allowed to enter and dwell. AT WORK...if GOD enters, you better not tell.

NOW, ISN'T IT IRONIC...DON'T YA THINK...SHALL WE SING IT ALL TOGETHER?...all together now...ISN'T IT IRONIC...? ¶¶¶
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