Use an iPod or mobile during a storm and you may die! The Metro reports today that there is a new way to cark it – having million-volt lightning bolts blasted into your brain via your iPod or phone. Whereas lightning normally gets spread over your whole body, the gadgets can act as concentrating conductors, causing burns, heart attacks and leaving you all black, with tattered clothing and smoke coming out of your ears. Probably.

Like Jimmy Krankie with a can of Mace and swinging a bicycle chain, this is both frightening and funny.

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