For reasons unknown to me, God (or whoever/whatever you believe created us) apparently equipped me with delicious blood irresistible to all the mosquitoes flying within a 2 miles radius of me.



I have been bitten on the only body parts that I couldn’t keep securely hidden under blankets at night, including the tip of my nose, which gave me a flattering Cyrano de Bergerac look the next morning; and the sole of my foot, which was responsible for my funky walking style for a couple of days afterwards.


Because of my undesired “ability” to attract mosquitoes, I am going to try and get my hands on this mosquito repeller necklace, hoping to be able to keep those creatures away from my precious blood.


The necklace transmits a sonic frequency, effective to up to 10 ft, which should keep mosquitoes away. Available for $6.99 battery included.


This is Something I could use and will be looking out for...



Cheers,

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Good info !!! I hate mozzies

where can u get these from ? Im off to thailand on 19th june and I attract more bloodsuckers than a paled skinned victorian vixen....

so i wouldnt mind getting one so i dont get bit on the nose like u and look like Gerard Depardieu ! (is that a little ar*e on the front of his nose?) or end up being cloned in some futuristic 'Jurassic park'...

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